Joe’s Post # 23 — I got nuthin’. No words of wisdom. No amusing anecdotes. No tales of a hero overcoming obstacles. So, time for another journey into the bizarre world of spam. Here are the latest additions, all unaltered.

Spam #2

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It takes three generations to make a gentleman. – This sounds like something I found in my fortune cookie.

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?????????????????? – Now this one speaks to me. How many times have I read a blog and thought wtf? When even capitalizing WTF wouldn’t quite do my stunned outrage justice? Now I have a way of expressing it.

Fuck you all Forex bustards – This gives me a creepy feeling that Skynet is evolving and getting kinda pissed off.

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Listening to the BBC radio has gradually become one of my habits. In When the Kids Are Away and Silent Beats he is the one who write down the script. No matter who uses it, Spy – Bubble has its quite personal way of telling you the reality. According to a Newsweek article published on January 30, 2011, Rovio is taking aim at Nintendo’s Mario iconic status, with their avian ticked. Even some of the games such as Farcry 3 and Grand Theft Auto IV were transformed from discs to a PC game download. – So much to love in this one but my personal favourite is ‘with their avian ticked.” This sounds like it should mean something.

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Waking upLet us take a case in point: Mr Penson obtain agreement employ the service of transaction on the different Frd Mondeo for the purpose of Three years shelling out L300 every month with the van. – This sounds like when wake up in the middle of a night with the world’s greatest story idea, then I write it down and discover, in the morning, it’s all gibberish.

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i can always trust your information to make my homework or just to learn something more – Rule number one, I am a fiction writer and I make sh*t up. Never trust anything I say, even if it make your homework.

Hi there, just became alert to your blog through Google, and found that it’s really informative. I’m gonna watch out for brussels. – Yup, watch out for Brussels, that was my message. Not everyone got that.

I’ll be grateful if you continue this in future. Lots of people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers! – I promise to continue to continue, especially if lot of people benefited.

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what do you think of talking about something more interesting – Finally!!!! A honest and somewhat mean spam. If I wrote spam for a living, this would be it.

Queries Written: 2

Queries Sent: 0

Synopsisesesess Written: 1

Synopsisesesess that suck: 1

Bios written: 1

Not the best week of my life. Need to do better.

4 thoughts on “Spamalot

  1. Ah yes, the wonderful world of synopses. Suggestion: write a blog on how hard they are to do well, so I can send my client over to show him I”m not just saying that to make him feel better! He’s in the throes of writing his first ever synopsis. And for a total synoptical neophyte, he’s doing pretty well.

  2. I so needed this giggle today! Joe, howze about you and me co-writing some pointless humour someday? BTW, you DIDN’T get “avian ticked”? That’s Angry Birds as translated by a robot!

  3. In my imagination, a group of spammers are getting together and brainstorming these posts. I picture it to look like the factory in Monsters, Inc. 🙂 Thanks for giving us a good laugh! Good luck with your synopsis!

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