Joe’s Post #135
Not the kind of bootcamp where you get yelled at by an angry-looking marine or go around singing martial marching songs. “I don’t know but I’ve been told, if you don’t write, you don’t get sold. Sound off, one two, sound off, three four…”
Nor the kind where you leap over logs and end up running through mud. Nope, a writing bootcamp is where you, ah, write.
It’s something the group is considering. What better way than to get together, unfurl our laptops, and grind out page after page? We can be there for support. For advice. Or simply for company.
There are, of course, some variations on this theme. I think the Hemingway version involves a lot of scotch. Certainly the Hunter S. Thompson version would include a lot of blow and hookers. I imagine Stephen King’s would involve graveyards and listening to thrash metal music and something that would probably scar me for life.
Some are structured (from Writer’s Digest). Some are fun and spontaneous (from Capilano College). Some set goals (like the one I went to in Oregon as part of the Oregon Writer’s Network, where we set a goal of writing a book in a week). Some just get together to write.
What’s important is that all of them motivate writers to write. And that’s what we need to do.
When I went down to Oregon, I was with a houseful of professional writers. That alone added a huge incentive for me not to sit there and play Minecraft or go for a walk on the beach and gaze at the waves. And I wrote my ass off. 400 odd pages in 6 days.
Now, I’m not saying it was the greatest novel I’d ever written, and I ran into a huge plot flaw problem on day 5 that I couldn’t fix in the time allotted, but I wrote, and wrote a lot. I didn’t even spend much time with the other writers, talking about ideas or methods or just the best way to make a cup of tea. It’s something I actually regret, but (again) I didn’t get distracted from my reason for being there.
So, I think it’ll be a good thing for us to gather together and write.
I don’t know if we’ll set goals as a group or as individuals.
I don’t know if it’ll be some place fancy like Palm Springs or my backyard.
I don’t know if it’ll be all structured and organized (like get up at 7am, pee from 7:10-7:11, dress from 7:11-7:30, coffee and breakfast 7:30-8:00, heavy drinking from 8:01-11:15, write…. 8:10-8:20 crying and swearing time. 8:30 bed), or we’ll just wing it day-to-day.
But I do know that if we get together for the purpose of writing, we will write. The peer pressure will be there. The support will be there. The encouragement for getting sh*t done will be there.
So I ask you all: What would your writing bootcamp look like? How would you set it up?
Best show last week – Seasonal finale of the Walking Dead. Brilliant stuff.
Book that I’m reading at the moment – Shadow’s Edge. Brent Weeks. Nearly done and it’s his best book so far. But why, Joe, why? It’s because he gave his hero a nice cost to using his uber powers. A brutal cost, but an effective one.
Pages written on new book – I’ve now officially committed to the group to write 10 pages a week. A low total for a professional writer, but it should be me started.
Social media update – Finally finished my epic journey as a chaperone on my step-dad site. Check it out.
Health – Still functionally deaf at the moment due to an ear infection. F*ing hell. It’s like living in a bubble.
Best thing last week – I found out I’ll be getting more time to write. Let’s hope I can use that time effectively.
Worst thing – Nothing. Life is good.
Links to other writers and bloggers to check out….
Ok, I asked everyone to check out this guy, but if you haven’t, then now’s the time….
http://terribleminds.com (it is NSFW, but funny as hell!)